Tumblr user strider hider just liked and reblogged 5 of my hints in a row. I’m watching you striderhider

AGGRESSIVELY REBLOG THIS IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE SHITS EVER (⊙‿⊙✿)

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yes-this-is-patrick:

greentea-addict:

itseasytoremember:

meu-mix:

yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post

yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy

yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure

yes i love pizza yes im going to reblog pizza

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aniqueki:

partridgeinadekutree:

gdragonsexyapple:

partridgeinadekutree:

fuckyeahdevany:

partridgeinadekutree:

not sure if i should eat this strawberry

are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods

uhm

That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry

DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN 

I don’t know whether I should laugh about the strawberry, the fact that he looks like tiger woods, or at the person who just called Jolteon a cat chicken…………..

There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

undeadlife:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

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pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

(Source: pyrexvisean)

I think I'm funny: mage-of-rage: What are you supposed to do when a child is a total and...

thetardisandimpalaslovechild:

mage-of-rage:

thetardisandimpalaslovechild:

mage-of-rage:

What are you supposed to do when a child is a total and complete dick to everybody? Do you tell them they’re being a dick? Can you explain that to them without them growing up with self esteem issues like “everybody hates me”?

It’s simple. You tell the child that they are…

Okay but my little sister Is actually a total dick and we’ve tried explaining what she’s doing wrong to her but she always does something really passive aggressive or cries or some shit. Like you can’t treat her like an adult cuz it doesn’t work because shell act like a child. But I don’t want her to grow up and still be a dick and I also don’t want her to grow up thinking her own family doesn’t like her even though sometimes I legitimately don’t want to be around her because she’s the most irritating person I know but I’m her brother and I gotta be there for her so I can’t just be like “go away, your a dick”. Like I feel that she might just need to be given long time outs for her behavior so she has time to think about what she’s doing but my mom always goes too easy on her and she might just stew in her hatred anyway

That’s kinda of how my middle nephew is. He is constantly acting like a dick, but I just keep trying to talk to him. It’s a long and arduous process, but just keep persisting. It’s best not to outright and insult the kid though, but you can tell them that it makes it hard to be with them if they continue to behave the way they are.

That sounds about right.
Lessons on being a good family member, everybody

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